• PRODUCE PUNS

    Greeting cards to deliver delicious joy for any occassion

  • It all started with some funny fruit...

    ...or funny and fruit! I studied comedy at The Second City and have loved fresh fruit and vegetables for as long as I can remember. I'm a frequent farmers market shopper, spent several years urban farming, and am regularly using fresh produce to cook up more than comedy in my kitchen!

     

    Produce Puns was born out of the interest in combining my interests and talents to create something to help deliver joy and smiles to people no matter what the occasion.

    Avo great thyme with the cards,

    ❤ Mary Elisabeth

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    Shop our greeting card collection. Ships in 2-3 business days to 48 states.

    Sending Olive My Love to You
    $4.99
    You Are So Doughpe!
    $4.99
    Lick Me Til Ice Scream
    $4.99
    Lettuce Tacobout Us, Baby
    $4.99
    You're All Ripe
    $4.99
    Avo Happy Birthday
    $4.99
    Have a Gouda Birthday
    $4.99
    Happy Birthday to a Funghi
    $4.99
    I am Grateful for You
    $4.99
    Thank You for Letting Me Stay At Your Plaice
    $4.99
    Thanks a Bunch! (Grapes)
    $4.99
    I'm Eggstra Grateful for You
    $4.99
    I Yam Grateful for You
    $4.99
    You're So Cool!
    $4.99
    I Love You A Little S'more Everyday
    $4.99
    Pate Like It's Your Birthday
    $4.99
    Thank You for Pudding Up With Me
    $4.99
    You Look Radishing
    $4.99
    You Bacon Me Crazy
    $4.99
    Will Jujube My Valentine?
    $4.99
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