Greeting cards & gifts to deliver delicious joy for any occasion

  • It all started with some funny fruit...

    ...or funny and fruit! I studied comedy at The Second City and have loved fresh fruit and vegetables for as long as I can remember. I'm a frequent farmers market shopper, spent several years urban farming, and am regularly using fresh produce to cook up more than comedy in my kitchen!


    Produce Puns was born out of the interest in combining my interests and talents to create something to help deliver joy and smiles to people no matter what the occasion.

    Avo great thyme with the cards,

    ❤ Mary Elisabeth

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