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          • PRODUCE PUNS

            Greeting cards and gifts to deliver joy for any occasion

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          • It all started with some funny fruit...

            ...or funny and fruit! I studied comedy at The Second City and have loved fresh fruit and vegetables for as long as I can remember. I'm a frequent farmers market shopper, spent several years urban farming, and am regularly using fresh produce to cook up more than comedy in my kitchen!

             

            Produce Puns was born out of the interest in combining my interests and talents to create something to help deliver joy, encourageMINT, PEAS, hapPEAness, and smiles to people no matter what the occasion.

            Avo great thyme with the gifts,

            ❤ Mary Elisabeth

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            Shop our greeting card collection below and check out t-shirts, workout tanks, baby clothes, pillows, bags, phone cases, mugs, notebooks, stickers, magnets, and more online here.

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            Veteran's Day
            St Patrick's Day
            Easter
            Mother's Day
            Father's Day
            Holidays
            Other
            Sympathy
            New Parent
            Congratulations
            Encouragement
            Love and Friendship
            Birthday
            Thank You
            10 Pack of Holiday Cards
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            10 Pack of Holiday Cards
            39.99
            5 Pack of Holiday Cards
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            5 Pack of Holiday Cards
            22.99
            Whey to go!
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            Whey to go!
            4.99
            Pop Rocks!
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            Pop Rocks!
            4.99
            Kale'in It
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            Kale'in It
            4.99
            Don't Celery Yourself Short
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            Don't Celery Yourself Short
            4.99
            Donut Give Up
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            Donut Give Up
            4.99
            Equalitea
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            Equalitea
            4.99
            Apple-y Ever After
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            Apple-y Ever After
            4.99
            A Penne Saved is a Penne Earned
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            A Penne Saved is a Penne Earned
            4.99
            You're Kind of a Big Dill
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            You're Kind of a Big Dill
            4.99
            Happy Fryday!
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            Happy Fryday!
            4.99
            Avo Happy Thanksgiving
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            Avo Happy Thanksgiving
            4.99
            Chive Got You Babe...
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            Chive Got You Babe...
            4.99
            Have A Berry Happy Pi Day!
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            Have A Berry Happy Pi Day!
            4.99
            Nice to Meat You!
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            Nice to Meat You!
            4.99
            You're Cereally the Best!
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            You're Cereally the Best!
            4.99
            You Avo New Baby
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            You Avo New Baby
            4.99
            Thank You Berry Much for Your Service
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            Thank You Berry Much for Your Service
            4.99
            Shake It Off
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            Shake It Off
            4.99
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            Contact us if you have any questions or recommendations, if you are interested in carrying our cards, if you have a favorite pun you'd like to see illustrated, or if you just want to say pie...I mean hi :)

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